terms & conditions

by visiting this website, you agree to everything.
even the things you didn’t read. especially those.

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about these terms
this document exists only because the internet said it should.
buygoodmood.com is a small social experiment disguised as a store.
the goal: to see if selling “good mood” can buy us one.

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1. definitions
“good mood” means whatever you want it to mean.
“we” means whoever wrote this.
“you” means whoever is reading this, probably too seriously.
“transaction” means a shared illusion that something just happened.

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2. payment
we take your money. you take your chances.
no hidden fees. only emotional ones.
if you pay twice, we’ll assume you really needed it.

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3. delivery
your good mood will be delivered instantly.
if you can’t feel it, maybe refresh the page.
delivery may include digital smiles, placebo effects, or nothing at all.

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4. refunds
none.
it’s not that kind of happiness.
there’s nothing to return — you already got the feeling.
(and if you didn’t, we hope you still enjoyed the confusion.)

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5. liability
we’re not responsible for anything.
not your feelings, not your expectations, not your life choices.
if you smiled, that’s on you.

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6. privacy
we know nothing about you.
we’d like to keep it that way.
cookies are for eating, not tracking.

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7. origin story
this website was created for one noble reason:
to see if it’s possible to make a million euros by selling nothing.
if it works — we’ll be shocked too.

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8. probability of delivery
will your friend actually receive the card?
probably. maybe. who knows.
but believing they did is half the experience.

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9. final clause
by clicking anything, you’ve already agreed.
by smiling, you’ve confirmed it twice.
by recommending this site to a friend, you’ve become part of the problem.